Processed Food Haiku - Ruffles Max Flame Grilled Steak Flavor

In a world full of franken-foods, sometimes you just need to haiku.

Ruffles to the Max by Tony Fed

Ruffles to the max

Why do you murder my steak

It has died once more

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Tony is the host of the Paleo Magazine Radio podcast, author of "Paleo Grilling: A Modern Caveman's Guide to Cooking with Fire", and Cofounder of Powerful PT, an innovative information resource for Fitness Professionals. He has appeared on numerous local and national television and radio broadcasts and regularly hosts healthy cooking workshops and informational lectures. He is also a full-time Personal Trainer and Wellness Consultant who lives in Jacksonville Florida with his wife Jamie.
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  1. Pack of processed carbs
    Steak and taters the bag says
    Tease the taste-bud thirsts